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Ginger Baker

Month ago

@OffTheRanch Hey Matthewlomeotus, you made me laugh and genuinly smile so much throughout the whole video that when it then came to the windows again i completely forgot about it and it made me even more upset. :/ ALL THE BEST TO YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES 🙏❤

Jordy McMaster

Month ago

I propose a blame-storming session. I blame Kentucky Ballistics and/or his followers

Anthony Thompson

Month ago

how ? i want you to buy a new one and bend it and try and break it it was probably a plastic one im just saying ive done electrical for ten years and ive never seen one break

jacob foulds

Month ago

Put the 3000 pound winch in the bed of the Dodge so you can pull stuff up into the bed if you ever put a set of ramps on the back

geebsterman 2

Month ago

Mostly peaceful rocks

Yeah bad idea- Telling the WORLD you don’t have security. Also I’d bet a hundred that was done on purpose

Matt: "Damnit I had a break in at the ranch" Me: "Well you got sponsors right why not have them help replace stuff? Wait who is the sponsor again?" Matt: "Umm...... I don't know, maybe mind your business"

Great mood, handled that like a boss Matt

you got the right one babba yeaa

why would you say on ur USplan channel that your buisness doesn't have a security system ?

Sooooo what did the footage show? D:

5:38 " THE EMO FIRE DEPARTMENT" xD LOL

0:00 is why you came, 14:17 is why you stayed.

GOT TO GIVE A THUMBS DOWN ONLY! BECAUSE THE SIMPLISPY!!! THEY'RE ANTI GUN AND ANTI 2ND!!!

must've been a big ass bird

why was the glass outside it should be inside if the window was broken from the outside

I thought it was convenient that the vests on the rack right in front of the hole was bare.

Sometime you should do a tour of your house and property

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING THE ANTS

Maybe build a light cherry picker with that 3,000 lb wench, you pull enough engines to need one.

Is there a link from the speaker and PA system? I would like to buy it too🙃👍🏼

I swear Matt goes out to dinner more then any other person ever

That truck looks awesome! Some day I want to get one of those old square body trucks.

Can you please sell costom guns or guns in general i just wanna know who im buyin from

everyone is gangster during a breakin until they hear someone say "CAN A 50 CAL...."

You can make a vet Ranch and Demolition Ranch if it was a bird because you could see what bullets a bird would stop and then you have to fix the on vet Ranch

Only noobs break into Bunker Branding.

Ok.. soooo.. the cameras revealed????

22 plinkster did it lol

I'd take off all those shirts from that rail and not sell them for a few weeks. Maybe someone would come in wearing one. But then again, they might be shirts that were out weeks/months prior.

Возможно это был камень из под колес. Пролетел по касательной.

you can put the 3000 lbs winch in the box/bed of the ram 250 =Ram 2500 to help load/ unload stuff

Did you play with Tonka Trucks and GI Joe’s?

Maby chek the battery that could be the problem

Glad *YOU* and the kids are okay.. including Mere... even though she complains about how many guns you own 🙃

We wont tell Mare that you didn't install a security system... In exchange for merch

When I was a kid, I wanted to take my slingshot and shoot it at store windows wile riding by in a car.... just saying, it looks like a nice impact, enough to break a window, not enough to go through, and maybe bounce back across the parking lot.... thinking like a kid here! did they ever figure it out??

are we just ignoring that massive brick directly outside the window haha

I want to know how to get a Christmas card

Vid idea 50cal cal vs rober

It’s ironic that simlysafe is sponsoring a video of someone breaking in to bunker branding

I’d bet someone shot at it from the highway.

The window was hit with a hammer and im guessing thay took a few shirts as well

You are pretty close to the interstate, maybe someone's lugnut took flight and smoked the window?

The emo fire dept, for some reason I don't think they would be able to put out the fire or save anyone without crying 😢 😭 😐 😅

4:42 😂😂 for real, cool your jets guys

I feel like breaking into anything matt owns is a huge risk... Castle doctrine and stand your ground law.... 50bmg....

Put the winch on the zero turn

Put the small winch on the El Chromino

Should have put the siren in the grille.....gonna knock it off fender in no time.

It is supposed to be a Demolition Ranch Bunker.. That thing should be like Fort Knox....

The AK guy did it! You know those AK guys! 🤬

Just shoot it

i lol'd at the thrown wrench haha

Put the 3000lb winch on the chromino

If it was a bird he had one hard head

The cause of the breakage in the glass could of been caused by nickel sulfide inclusion which is a tiny piece of nickel in the glass that can cause it to break for no reason.

Cregg Calhoun

Month ago

Then they’re is a huge brick 🧱 next to the window on the ground

Cregg Calhoun

Month ago

That only accounts for one pane of glass not the second pane of glass

Auto turrets! You can rig up a motion detection device to a Ma deuce.

Sorry

them government drones known as "pigeons" kamikaze'd in your window man, I saw one malfunctioning today when it's head started doing 360's

@offtheranch any tips on how I can help my wife promote her USplan and get her more subscribers and views?

Did bunker branding use SimpliSafe.

You are the only vlog channel that I don’t watch to fall asleep

hope they didnt try to "motivate" ya buying your sponsors stuff with hired goons...

lol

the broken glass is all on the outside implying it was broken from the inside.

Joshua Ciardelli

Month ago

Not in this case, the double pane window is why, when the first pane broke the second pane kept all the glass from going inside.

Simply safe is a terrible home security. Very easy to bypass. There have been made videos on it.

El chromino for the small winch?

Haha, Emo Fire Department.

You might want to put the speaker for the siren in the engine bay somewhere. Speaking from experience, it WILL get ripped off on the outside.

My uncle has the same dodge but it’s not a fire truck lol....it’s his daily

Well the merch is that good! Its worth breaking into the bunker and stealing some merch.

It was a liberal

🤣🤣🤣😂🤣 kid funny that is 🤦🏻‍♂️ 🔌🖼

So he is REACTIVE Not PROACTIVE. SAD. AND PATHETIC

did he realy not see the huge brick near the window next to the wall

It looks like it was broken from the inside. Maybe the dual pane glass breaks in a weird way but most of the glass is on the outside.

LOL, people are complaining to a youtuber, about a rusty truck!!!! LOL

Can we get a update?

O no dey dint. Prolly neit

1:29 watch it at ½ speed

Appreciate that loud sound warning xD

Hmm we all thought 2020 was the worst year in history 2021 have started out grate

Lipstick😆

Someone tried a .22 cal 🤣🤣

Plot twist: Simply Safe broke the window because you took too long to get it installed then sponsored it to cover the damages

For a second demo looked exactly like dozer

The set of balls on the person who breaks into something Matt owns...

Peaceful protesters XD

my brother is scum He worked for one of the security outfits he cuts the phone lines kills the power climbs up on roof and turns satalite dish thing upside down. Pow 0 security its that easy to beat So Get a Pair of 160 pound german shepperds and have a good freind house sit when your gone. the dogs are the alarm and wont waste any time lighting them up your freind hears the dogs and backs them up dead bad guys and free dog food for a month

Bruh... the first thing that should have been done after all doors and walls were in place was a security system install. Before ANY business was conducted there.

HERE'S YOUR SIGN.😏

You must be an idiot to break into any of Matt's buildings ....

Pellets

20$ says that siren gets ripped off by a tree 😂😂

Ryan Connell 5150

Month ago

He sold it to the guy that owned it before the guy Matt bought it from.

Next on DemoCopyCat, How many of Matt's windows does it take to stop a cinder block?

He's literally living my dream😭

More like "Someone threw a rock and broke a window at Bunker Branding"

it was Kentucky ballistics who broke in

Matt, there’s literally a giant brick on the outside sidewalk by the window!

Hell yeah militia, let’s take all his shit!

Something about "lipstick on a pig"..... :D

"Never unpacked a wench..." Ah, unpacking mistresses, are we, Matt?

Oh the irony... Advertising a safety product but still getting broken in